Fat

Meanwhile – In America

Let this relationship be as strong – as this chair

Your local Chinese – Don’t trust their diet advice

Yo mama so fat – Her bra covers up my windows

Soon – In every fast food restaurant

Hold on – Don’t let go!

This could be us – If we didn’t like cake so much and did at least some exercise

Damn you, genetics! – And my big bones too!

I’m in shape – And that shape is potato

I must go now! – Gotham needs me!