Motivate Us Not Demotivational posters so bad, you don't want to see them

Coolness – You may be cool … but you’ll never be 4 popped-collars cool

Death – Sometimes it’s just not good enough

Slavery – It gets shit done

Bird – When he sees you, he’ll shit

The internet – Look hard enough and you’ll find your mom naked

Pole dancing – What has been seen cannot be unseen