Sports

Submarine racing – Not so exciting to watch

Bullshit – He doesn’t want it

Eight foot bitch slap – You’ve never been out of line and you are about to find this out

Girls volleyball – I know what college I’m going to

Woman’s sports – A lot more interesting when hot Brazilian chicks play

High scores – They’re really important to some people

Swallowing your gum – The horrific outcome

Congratulations – You just beat two trees

Fail – That’s why you always get picked last, fatty

Common sense – Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should