Food

Coca cola – It’ll fuck you up

Service – They lent you 500k to buy a house the least you could do was get me my fries

Delicous cake – nom nom nom

America – Welcome and enjoy your stay

Stereotypes – Exist for a reason

Vegetarians – My food shits on your food

Damn – They got smart

Shoulder cookie – C’mere!

Retarded ice cream – I have never lol’d so much at ice cream

Breastfeeding – It rocks!