Health insurance – Specialized in-home nusring care just isn’t what it used to be

Alcohol – Clearly not a substitute for breast milk

Screw you guys – I’m going home

Retards – We all know one

Rock bottom – Here it is

Curiosity – You’ll never know what you’ll find

Endings Not everything can end well demotivational poster

Drunk driving – Next time, take a taxi home

Women drivers – It’s the only possible explanation