Nice try Buddy – But you’re still riding a SCOOTER

Dual-wielding cloud armored sun – Your argument has never been so invalid

Biggest riot – In Canadian history

Nice parking – Asshole!

A pop-up blocker – Is what they need

The Mona Lisa – Of the 21st century

Crack – Stay away from it

Commas – Use them

That’s what she said –

I don’t usually drink and hunt – But when I do