Cropping a photo – can make a huge difference

Gets one phone call in prison – Calls boyfriend

Hitchhikers – you should pick them up, they may be trying t    

Stop – you don’t want to go down that road

Douche spill – in aisle 5  

Quality control – The lack of it can result in awesomeness

It just like – exploded or something

Started using – my gym card today

This baby is 7 minutes old – and already fed up with life

Leave it – to the professionals