Motivate Us Not Demotivational posters so bad, you don't want to see them
Midgets – Wait until you sleep, then rape you with sticks
Breaking News
- Cropping a photo – can make a huge difference
- Gets one phone call in prison – Calls boyfriend
- Hitchhikers – you should pick them up, they may be trying to escape from inmates
- Stop – you don’t want to go down that road
- Douche spill – in aisle 5
- Quality control – The lack of it can result in awesomeness
- It just like – exploded or something
- Started using – my gym card today
- This baby is 7 minutes old – and already fed up with life
- Leave it – to the professionals
